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You must have noticed the last few days I’ve been slacking on updates… And since I got so many loyal readers I owe you guys a fucking explanation. The pimp from hell has been sick as a fucking dog! Yes, even yours truly gets sick now and then… I think it’s a flu or something… Anyway I’m recovering already – nobody can beat my porn crusade! Tomorrow the daily updates will be in full effect again. Now I gotta chill some more to get the fucking shit outta my system…

Yea the pimp from hell can get a lil sick too once in a while…… anyway a hard boiled egg and a bottle of whiskey for breakfast can do miracles, plus ofcourse the right doses of porn at the end of your fingertips will heal everyone in no time, so later today im gonna show yall what i run into on this weird alcohol influenced porn trip…. wish your favourite porn commander luck, for the best of our sake!

Hey what’s up this is your favourite pimp from hell reporting from the deepest depths of internet porn….. i just did some lil updates on the menu, it’s looking slicker then ever, plus i added some categories to spread even more different kinds of porn on my blog!
Cuz of all this work i didnt have time to post some nice smut, and the pimp from hell’s gotta sleep too… but i’ll see yall tomorrow, cuz i got some hot ass sluts waiting in line to be exposed on your favourite blog!
In the meantime u can check out the categories, links or whatever you like to play the meat violin to

Goddamn even in fucking hell i had cooler days then this…. and you know when its hot, it could always be hotter and yours truly can arrange it haha… ill be back in a few hours with some horny ass hoes, so stay fucking tuned

….. that’s just not right or what the fuck ever u know? Man when i pimp a ho the muthafucking slut gots to have a nice rack and ofcourse a nice ass……. aint no goddamn middle fucking road or what the fuck ever u wanna call it… the bitch has to have the curves: a ridable ass, russian style fuckable tits and a face u just wanna cum on. Hell yeah. I dont know what the fuck im tryin to say here but tomorrow im in full pimp effect again

Man im kinda fucking annoyed cuz today i didnt even have the time to look for some nice ass smut… i been hella busy with some updates: Some design details, a nice ‘home’ link right on top of the menu to get to the main page quickly in case youve wondered off in the pimp from hell archives, and… for my fellow pimpin’ bloggers i got a trackback feature in the comments area!

What the fuck does this all mean? Well i tell you, it means i can now concentrate on the more important shit: Goddamn muthafucking dick tinglin porn! hahaa yes, tomorrow im gonna pimp the fucking shit outta my hoes on my porn crusade, so stay tuned and expect some hotness right here at yours truly’s porn blog

Yes porn lovers, im busy searching for the best porn, i barely get time to list it all! Damn, tomorrow i will post that good shit, to keep yall busy on the boring sunday
Now its time to get some sleep!

Holy fucking shit. im fucking drunk
crhist i almost pimped a bitch tonight. the ‘almost’-hoes are the hardest of em all; u never know what u gonna get. Like fucking forrest gump with his muthafucking box a chocolates….. well for the best of everyone i think im gonna stop now… tomorrow i can probably think clearly and continue the goddamn porn crusade!

My porn blog is now totally finished! Be sure to come back every day for new selections of the hottest chicks, the best adult sites and more!

Hello yall, welcome at the brand new pimp from hell blog… i’ll be keeping you updated about the best adult sites, the hottest girls and everything perverted minds like us can think of: im posting it all right here. Let the pimp do the job of selecting it instead of poor you trying to find it for hours and hours of surfin…. leave that job to your favourite pimp
So check back every day cuz i’ll be updating this muthafucker very fucking often.